Content
File: Announcements
Announcements
2012-01-22 ::
dave
I still have a blog. I’ve got recent news and things to go over, and I’ll do them once a day this week, like vitamins we’ll all take to resurrect our blogging health. Stay tuned, friends. Thoughts are forthcoming on sickness, cleanliness, books, The Legend of Zelda, and Post-its.
::
Read on
Announcements + Endorsements
2011-12-12 ::
dave
One of my resolutions for the new year is to buy one new record a month, at a store here in Tuscaloosa. And not Best Buy or Barnes & Noble, but Oz Music, which has these bumper stickers I’ve been seeing on the more sticker-laden cars around town that say “Support Local Music” or some [...]
::
Read on
Announcements
2011-11-07 ::
dave
I’m not sure what one of these even is. I. I spent a week on the road in October reading from The Authentic Animal,*** which was a nice fall break full of all the foliage we can’t quite see in the deep south. I sold fewer copies than there are months in a year. But [...]
1 comment ::
Read on
Announcements
2011-10-17 ::
dave
I’d’ve liked, had I my druthers, to’ve invented a whiskey-based cocktail. But haven’t they all been invented already? Until then, here’s a refreshing cocktail, unseasonable as all hell, so wait until it’s warm out again to imbibe. Or: live in the South. It’s still, like the fashions, hitting the 80s here. Recipe Fill one pint [...]
1 comment ::
Read on
Announcements + taxidermy
2011-10-04 ::
dave
That’s not official, that name, but I’m taking my show on the road this fall. Won’t you come see me, or tell your friends and family in these towns to see me? Wed. Oct 5 radiowest.com hourlong interview with host Doug Fabrizio (may be a call-in show) 1pm EST Mon. Oct. 24 Pittsburgh Copacetic Comics [...]
1 comment ::
Read on
Announcements
2011-07-29 ::
dave
This post is for Mac users, chiefly. And especially those Mac users who are writers. A couple years ago, I blogged about my beloved Oxford American Writer’s Thesaurus, and how it includes little bits of copy about words and their usage by writers like David Foster Wallace, Francine Prose, Zadie Smith, Simon Winchester, and the [...]
1 comment ::
Read on
Announcements
2011-05-29 ::
dave
Do you know that The Authentic Animal is available for pre-order on Amazon? This means the book’s got a whole Amazon page with all of its little widgets and bits of more information than most folks want. For instance, Customers Viewing This Item [i.e., me or my mom] Also Viewed this item: It’s a poster [...]
3 comments ::
Read on
Announcements
2011-05-20 ::
dave
Movies watched since the tornado hit (in order of my remembering that we watched them): Defiance Hereafter The Green Lantern Nanny McPhee Returns The Social Network Skyline Secretariat How Do You Know? The Royal Tenenbaums Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban [...]
::
Read on
Announcements
2011-04-29 ::
dave
We didn’t have any tornado helmets. It was something Neal’d heard in passing on the news broadcast, something our friend Erica had mentioned on Facebook in response to my update, “Tornadoes again. TORNADOES. AGAIN.” We’d had tornadoes in Western Alabama just two weeks previous—another set of warnings a week before that. All told, three times [...]
::
Read on
Announcements
2011-03-27 ::
dave
Lately, I’ve been thinking about memorization. There’s that Foer book that’s climbing the charts. There’s that cell phone I have to which I’ve outsourced the memorization of every phone number in my life save N’s and my parents’. And there’s the final oral exam I assign to most of my undergraduate creative writing classes, where [...]
::
Read on
Announcements
2011-03-20 ::
dave
Getting here? It took nine lifetimes. N nonplussed. It was “worth it.”
::
Read on
Announcements
2011-03-20 ::
dave
Some people for the first time! Why doesn’t everyone live here?
::
Read on
Announcements + taxidermy
2011-02-07 ::
dave
I. The Authentic Animal‘s got an ISBN now: 978-0312643713 if you use the new ISBN-13 designation, and all authorities tell me you’d better. This means the book’s pre-orderable through Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble and other online vendors. I’m still deciding whether to use DAve Madden as some groundbreaking nom de plume. The big letters [...]
2 comments ::
Read on
Announcements
2011-01-31 ::
dave
It has recently come to my attention that I’m good at singing non-B-52′s songs in the voice of Fred Schneider. Favorites include X’s “White Girl” and Pavement’s “Cut Your Hair”. (Career! Career!) What’s not been made apparent, however, is how this talent may be rendered profitable. Ideas welcome. In other news I’m allergic to cats, [...]
::
Read on
Announcements
2011-01-28 ::
dave
Just a quick post to say that the redesign (and restructuring … those of you with RSS feeds may need to relink? I’ve no idea how this all works) of the site that you see here is all thanks to my good friend Beth Sullivan. Why a redesign? I don’t know it’s like a blog [...]
::
Read on
Announcements
2011-01-21 ::
dave
To the right over there you’ll find a smalled-down version of the first page of Bing results when one searches “Dave Madden”. If you look closely, you’ll find a certain Web page missing from the list. I don’t want to be a prima donna, but I mean, I’ve read all the posts and commentary lately [...]
1 comment ::
Read on
Announcements
2011-01-14 ::
dave
Today was my first day of school. It went fine. Two new courses (not a strange thing given that this is my first year at UA, but still it’s both a challenge and a delight). I have high hopes. And as it’s the first day of the spring term of course course descriptions for the [...]
2 comments ::
Read on
Announcements
2011-01-07 ::
dave
Chi Chi Chuang Chuang Gao Gao Gu Gu Hsing Hsing Ling Ling Lun Lun Shi Shi Taotao Tian Tian Tuan Tuan Xiang Xiang Xin Xin Wang Wang Yang Yang Yuan Yuan Zhen Zhen Thanks, Wikipedia, for giving me a blog post to make Harryette Mullen happy.
::
Read on
Announcements
2010-12-31 ::
dave
“You Just Got Patti LuPWNed”
::
Read on
Announcements
2010-12-26 ::
dave
I broke my second pair of Skullcandy earbuds on the train ride up. I nodded off. They were plugged into the side of my laptop. The laptop slid off my tray table and hit my thigh, waking me up, and the plug bent literally out of shape and the wires got disconnected. I thought: these [...]
::
Read on