One hour, fifty-three minutes in, Edward accuses Bella of giving away too much. Oh, and Bella’s a virgo, naturally.

 ::  Read on

Things Bella hasn’t to my knowledge done to present herself as a person worthy of all this relentless protection: Asked someone how his or her day was. Saved a life. Provided the right answer on that econ final. Found that Silly Bandz Edward lost. Offered to clean up after that big graduation party. Spared a [...]

 ::  Read on

Okay it’s the third movie by now so I get it: women and girls are delicate things that are constantly in danger and need men (preferably men with supernatural powers) to protect them at all times. But does Bella have to be so delicate and in constant danger and needing of supernatural boys to protect [...]

 ::  Read on

We’re watching this because it was available. I may as well live-blog my reactions to the movie. Sun-dappled Bella on choosing the University of Alaska: “They have a really great science program.”

 ::  Read on