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	<description>his time is now limited</description>
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		<title>A Quick Note about Wit and Associative Leaps, Or: Learning from Some Friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 01:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A thing&#8217;s wittiness or maybe just general humor level is in direct proportion to the distance across which your mind has to jump to make the proper association. I think that jump is from figurative to literal, and I think this all might have an inverse proportion to the amount of time this leap takes, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>S. Ambrose = Plagiarist/Fraud. Who Cares?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 01:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a &#8220;Talk of the Town&#8221; piece from this week&#8217;s New Yorker, Richard Rayner writes that beloved historian Stephen Ambrose essentially lied about the access he was given to President Eisenhower: Is it possible that Ambrose met with Eisenhower outside office hours? [Son] John Eisenhower [said] that such meetings never happened: &#8220;Oh, God, no. Never. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Williamsburg; Some Free Time on My Hands</title>
		<link>http://www.davemadden.org/2009/12/in-williamsburg-some-free-time-on-my-hands/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ben nelson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[is in many ways like a]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[moar funny pictures Well, Hoggle with a hairpiece.]]></description>
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		<title>Bratty, Oulipan Idea for a Story/Essay</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Construct a story such that each verb can be read in either the present or past tense. You can start with this sentence: &#8220;I set my keys noisily on the countertop and then spread my hands out over the cold surface.&#8221; Past? Present? There are probably like 5 such verbs in the language. Read, put [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gay Halloween</title>
		<link>http://www.davemadden.org/2009/10/gay-halloween/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[halloween]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sasha]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is a thing now? According to NBC Must-See Thursday it is. First-up on the so-much-greater-than-last-season Parks and Recreation was, oh, the young intern girl in the office. The one who I think was in the latest Judd Apatow. The one with the boyfriend who himself has a boyfriend (hilarious). One of her talk-to-the-camera cutaways [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Help Needed from Readerly Friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m writing a course proposal for a class I&#8217;m unoriginally calling &#8220;Weird Stories&#8221;. So: stories that don&#8217;t do anything expected or familiar either in terms of form or content. Here are some texts I might use: Donald Barthelme, “On the Deck” Lydia Davis, “Marie Curie, So Honorable Woman” Franz Kafka, “The Country Doctor” Nikolai Gogol, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A New Weird Thing: Pizza Delivery Fees</title>
		<link>http://www.davemadden.org/2009/09/a-new-weird-thing-pizza-delivery-fees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you noticed? Pizza places have now decided, what? because of &#8220;the economy&#8221;?, to start tacking a delivery fee on to ordering a pizza. Here&#8217;s the breakdown: Papa John&#8217;s = $1.90 Domino&#8217;s = $1.75 Pizza Hut = $2.41 Is anyone else outraged? Do we still have to tip?]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye, Nebraska State Fair</title>
		<link>http://www.davemadden.org/2009/09/goodbye-nebraska-state-fair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For 2010, I hope to be moving onward, and the Nebraska State Fair will be doing the same. I to who knows where. The Fair to Grand Island. Maybe I&#8217;ll be in Grand Island in a year&#8217;s time, but it seems unlikely. We honor its passing from Lincoln the way we honored Pee Wee&#8217;s. (Scarecrow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does anyone have 2.3 million I could borrow?</title>
		<link>http://www.davemadden.org/2009/08/does-anyone-have-2-3-million-i-could-borrow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davemadden.org/2009/08/does-anyone-have-2-3-million-i-could-borrow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[highland park]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.davemadden.org/?p=305</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Because there&#8217;s kind of a house I want to buy. I don&#8217;t have a lot of cars, and surely not a Ferrari 250 GT Spyder California, but there&#8217;s all kinds of space to, safely, display some. It even comes with an answering machine that plays the most deliciously droll outgoing message to anyone who might [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Knowledgable New Yorkers</title>
		<link>http://www.davemadden.org/2009/06/dear-knowledgable-new-yorkers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davemadden.org/2009/06/dear-knowledgable-new-yorkers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can one of you explain what this is?]]></description>
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