My first intro to this band, on a mixtape a friend made for me 22 years ago. Jesus. It’s 4 chords, plus a lot of E-Maj scale-based noodling I haven’t tabbed out yet. Lyrics are copied from online; I’ve left Calvin’s out for clarity.

INTRO:
E G# C#m A (x3)

E G#

C#m           A
    You would never 

VERSE:
E        G#             
   Do me in and act like
C#m            A          E         G#
   Like you're doing me a favor 
C#m             A             E
   But could it be in all the papers
G#       C#m      A
That you leave in places
E          G#        C#m    A
Worse than floors of gerbil cages 

CHORUS:
E
    To be on 
G#
    On a tip
C#m               A
    That you call in to be on 
E G# C#m A 
    Oooonnnnnn....

BRIDGE (4 bars):
G# -
C#m -
G# -
A -

VERSE 2:
E    G#    C#m       A
Your bad toast is almost home
E    G#    C#m       A
Your bad clothes, or so you boast
E           G#    C#m      A
That's not to say that you don't have
E       G#      C#m     A
Time to do your time everyday

CHORUS:
E
    To be on 
G#
    On a tip
C#m               A         E  G# C#m A
    That you call in to be on 

BRIDGE
VERSE
FADE

There’s a 16-bar breakdown at the end, where Doug squeals on some barre chords. I imagine it’s a lot of G#. It might be the same E-G#-C#m-A pattern, just whammied and distorted. But you get the general idea.